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sobota, 16 marca 2013

A giant thirst


"Got a giant thirst?"

More badly placed ads






1. American aviation - learn to fly here!

2. Mmm.... Fabulous.

3. "I questioned homosexuality. Change is possible, discover how." - "You wish."

4. "Danger! Jumping into the tunnel is forbidden!" - "Just do it."

5. Jesus died for our Dunkin' Donuts.

Best badly placed web ads




1. "65 convicted in French child abuse trial" - "Remember your very first girlfriend?"

2. "Coffee might trigger first heart attack in some people." - "Folgers, enjoy a second cup."

3. "One toddler dead, another critically injured after house fire." - "Burn, baby burn!"

4. "Google bans ads for essay-writing services." - "Custom essay writing"

Licking it


środa, 13 marca 2013

Women's position back in the days


"Keep her where she belongs"

How much women's intelligence was valued


"You mean a woman can open it?"

Supposedly a lipstick ad


"The brightest jewel of all can be your lips"

Blow in her face


"Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere"

This is one of the ancient ads that would generally be viewed as sexist today.

It's good to be demanding


"Single male seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus, as is having open minded twin sister!"

Would you respond? No, I'm not the one who wrote the ad


"Sit on my face and shit. Me: 70+, quadropeligic, geriatric with diaper sniffing fetish. You: carnie midget with blue balls"



poniedziałek, 11 marca 2013

Shoe repair


"Jimmy's shoe repair"

h_e_e_l - heel
h_e_a_l - heal
s_o_l_e - sole
s_o_u_l - soul
d_i_e - die
d_y_e - dye


Extremely relaxing


"Luxor - extremely relaxing."


Jesus is...


"Jesus is for lease"


Slavery abolished? Looks like not everywhere


"Blacks for sale"


Suicide, a good option in life


"Last year, 30622 people in this nation chose suicide. 30622 people can't be wrong. Suicide. Hang in with the crowd."


Getting the message across


"Sorry but because half the words are swearwords, the translating application won't be able to deal with it"



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