Pokazywanie postów oznaczonych etykietą Jesus. Pokaż wszystkie posty
Pokazywanie postów oznaczonych etykietą Jesus. Pokaż wszystkie posty
środa, 10 kwietnia 2013
czwartek, 4 kwietnia 2013
Jesus at work
Jesus heals the wounded.
"Goddamit Jesus, stop healing the cut." "LOL bullet stays in."
Jesus serves.
Jesus saves.
"Only at Bank of America"
Jesus shows the way.
"I'm telling you, dude. That kid called you a faggot. Go and **** him up."
"I don't know, Jesus. That kid's like 6 years old."
Jesus has followers.
"No, I'm not talking about Twitter. I literally want you to follow me."
Some can't be among them, though.
"I love you, Jesus. I want to be with you." "Sorry dude. That's a sin. My dad would kill me, lol."
Jesus rises from the dead.
"******* lag, took 3 days to respawn."
środa, 3 kwietnia 2013
Don't drug Jesus
"Everytime you do drugs, Jesus does some too."
Hard to believe but seems to have been serious.
wtorek, 2 kwietnia 2013
Raptor Jesus
"Atheist: do you believe in raptor Jesus?"
"Raptor Jesus: he went extinct for your sins"
czwartek, 28 marca 2013
wtorek, 26 marca 2013
niedziela, 17 marca 2013
sobota, 16 marca 2013
środa, 13 marca 2013
poniedziałek, 11 marca 2013
Second coming?
"Wake up, Jesus. It's time for your second coming."
"Ahhhh.... 2000 years and my wounds still hurt."
"Crucified... tortured... by my own fellow man."
"Focus, Jesus! Snap out of it."
"Do you know what time it is?"
"It's 12 o'clock. August 2, 1934."
"No, it's payback time."
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