Jesus at work

Jesus heals the wounded.

"Goddamit Jesus, stop healing the cut." "LOL bullet stays in."

Jesus serves.

Jesus saves.

"Only at Bank of America"

Jesus shows the way.

"I'm telling you, dude. That kid called you a faggot. Go and **** him up."

"I don't know, Jesus. That kid's like 6 years old."

Jesus has followers.

"No, I'm not talking about Twitter. I literally want you to follow me." 

Some can't be among them, though.

"I love you, Jesus. I want to be with you." "Sorry dude. That's a sin. My dad would kill me, lol."

Jesus rises from the dead.

"******* lag, took 3 days to respawn."