Don't judge too quickly

Bad food, bad dog

Pedophile beards, a classic with translation

Translation:

From the maker of the rapist glasses comes a new product that's sure to put back the "sex" into "convicted sex criminal". Introducing: pedophile beards. Pedophile beards gives you that creepy sex face that women simply can't resist. Stop going out with your boring "nice guy" look and start terrifying people. Pedophile beards can be worn on their own or combined with our rapist glasses to create that rapist pedophile look that you've always wanted. And come by our store to check out some of our other products like the serial killer van, the public masturbator trench coat, the "there has to be something wrong with that guy" hat and our wide selection of pencil crayons. And remember, you don't have to be a convicted murdered, publicly masturbating rapist pedophile to want to look like one. Sex criminal fashions - because the "bad boy" look is for pussies.

Being gay

A classic from John Lajoie:

Plus I have to add the comments from a user named "AdamX21198":

I was going to make a poop joke, butt those stink like sh**.

Some call me killjoy, but my di** says EEPAHDWUIAHDKAGDVAK.

I was about to make a heterosexual joke, but I can't keep a straight face.

Oh that was a bad one, sorry ladies.

I was thinking about making a WW2 joke, those are the bomb afterall!

Man I sure dropped the bomb on that one.

I was going to make another di** joke, but those suck ba***.

A fresh breeze of brilliance! 

It's not good to be Johnson, or is it?

"You've got your sunrise. You caught a prize. You, your mate and your Johnson. Party nights, summer whites. You, your friends and your Johnson. Reach the tails, water trails. You, your kids and your Johnson. Saturday nights, distant lights. You, your girlfriend and your Johnson. You and your Johnson - a way of life for over 50 years."

J_o_h_n_s_o_n - nowadays means "penis".